Ok, it's actually been years, and we've probably missed several hundred excuses... but tonight's excuse reminded that we were actually keeping record.
Excuse #25 for not kneeling to say family prayer: "I'm wearing jeans!"
Homeostasis - I’m back in physical therapy (“back” being the key word; it’s for my sore lower back and right hip). This is the most elderly-sounding thing I’ve ever wr...
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